"You Have Died of Fauci" Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve Tee by Patriotic American Apparel Company

You Have Died of Fauci Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve Tee – Patriotic American Apparel Company

Step back into the nostalgia of the Oregon Trail era with a bold, modern twist. The You Have Died of Fauci t-shirt merges retro gaming vibes with sharp political humor, making it the perfect statement piece for freedom-loving patriots with a sense of humor. Whether you’re at a rally, hanging with friends, or just making your stance clear, this tee lets your voice be heard — loud and proud.

Product Features:

Premium Quality:
Crafted from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this classic unisex jersey short sleeve tee offers superior softness and comfort. With its lightweight 4.2 oz/yd² fabric, this shirt is perfect for everyday wear, whether you’re on the move or relaxing at home.

Heather Color Options:
Heather variations feature a durable and soft Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton/polyester blend, ensuring long-lasting comfort and a slightly textured look.

Iconic Design:
The front of the shirt features a custom design inspired by the legendary Oregon Trail game, reimagined with a satirical twist — You Have Died of Fauci. Rendered in classic green retro-style font with a pixel-art covered wagon and oxen, all set against a striking black background, this shirt is equal parts nostalgic and unapologetically bold.

Versatile Fit:
Designed with a modern retail fit, this tee offers a comfortable, flattering silhouette for men and women alike. The classic crew neckline adds timeless appeal, making it easy to pair with jeans, shorts, or layered under a jacket.

Built to Last:
Ribbed knit collars ensure lasting shape, while tapered shoulders and dual side seams provide enhanced durability, ensuring your shirt retains its fit through countless wears and washes.

Ethically Manufactured:
Produced by Bella + Canvas, this shirt is made in the USA and internationally in certified no-sweatshop facilities. Bella + Canvas is Platinum WRAP certified and a proud member of the Fair Labor Association, so you can feel confident your purchase supports ethical production practices.

Available Colors:

• Black
• Solid Black Blend
• Black Heather

Sizes:

Available in sizes XS through 5XL, ensuring a perfect fit for every patriot.

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold, inside-out, on a gentle cycle with similar colors.
• Use non-chlorine bleach only when necessary.
• Avoid fabric softeners.
• Tumble dry low or hang dry to maximize longevity.
• Cool iron inside-out if needed — do not iron the design.
• Do not dry clean.

Make a Bold Statement

Show the world that freedom, humor, and standing against tyranny never go out of style. Whether you’re a retro gamer, a proud American, or someone who values freedom above all, the You Have Died of Fauci tee is your new go-to shirt for making a statement.

Order yours today from Patriotic American Apparel Company and wear your message with pride!